A man went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.

[Jackle2015]

'I almost had an affair with another woman,' a guy confessed to his priest in the confessional. 'Did you have sex with her?' the priest inquired. 'No,' said the man. 'Then what do you mean you almost had an affair?' the priest asked. 'I was walking down the street with this girl when I noticed a reflection of someone in a store window,' the man explained. So I turned around and discovered it was myself.' 'You're telling me you almost had an affair with yourself?' the priest groaned. 'No, no,' answered the man. That wasn't the case. I was on the verge of having an affair with her mirror.'

 

[Ja sa bong]

That's for people who are religious to believe in confessing their sins. It's not something I'd do for any reason whatsoever. My confession is between me and God.