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Anybody got any "good" elevator jokes?

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    Anybody got any "good" elevator jokes?

    The kind of joke you say to a stranger in that one awkward elevator. Yes, that elevator. You know which one i'm talking about.

    I have nothing to say here, so i'm going to say that I have nothing more to say here. I have nothing more to say here.
    How to jump in the pond?
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    RE: Anybody got any "good" elevator jokes?

    Originally posted by Piewolf
    You look at everyone in the elevator and say...
    "So you must be wondering why I brought you all here today."
    That's actually quite ominous.
    How to jump in the pond?

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      RE: Anybody got any "good" elevator jokes?

      Englishman: Which way is the lift, gentleman?

      American: you mean the elevator?

      E: yes, we call it a lift

      A: We invented that thing. It should be called an elevator.

      E: Yes, but we invented English!

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        RE: Anybody got any "good" elevator jokes?

        This seems to be terrible, but let me share it with you all.

        Why should you break up in the elevator? It will let you down gently.

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